Impact Tee
This is the Impact Tee—a heavyweight tribute to fall Saturdays, blind hope, and the beautiful chaos of college football. Same wall-busting graphic, now on a broken-in tee that hits like a lead blocker.
Printed front and back with our snarling, Mascot Dropout exploding through the wall, this piece channels that gameday tunnel energy. "WE’RE BACK" reads like a prophecy. Or a punchline. You decide.
Why this exists:
- Because delusion is a tradition
- Because there's always next week
- Because nobody believes like we believe
Fabric & Fit:
- 100% USA-grown cotton – knit and dyed in Los Angeles
- 6.5 oz heavyweight jersey – premium feel with real durability
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel from day one
- Shrink-free due to garment dyeing process
- Slightly boxy, relaxed fit – true to size with minimal shrinkage
- Higher neckline + tighter collar rib (holds shape, looks clean)
- Double-needle stitching throughout for long-term wear
Colorways:
Available in three classic tones built for the tunnel, the tailgate, and the group chat meltdown:
Care:
Cold wash, hang dry for longest life.
Sizing + Returns:
Runs true to relaxed fit. Want more room to grieve a 4th quarter collapse? Size up. Returns accepted within 30 days, unworn/unwashed.
Eternal optimism. Questionable results.
Impact Tee
Sale price$40.00
