Napshirts Onesie
Infant bodysuit for the smallest member of the section. Sleeping skull, helmet on, pacifier in. Heavyweight cotton, three snaps, and no opinion on the play calling yet.
The meanest shirts in Lincoln are earned. This one's issued at birth.
For sixty years, the angriest defense in America has practiced in black because a famously frugal assistant coach found a deal. Those jerseys get earned. Coaches hand them out, players defend them like a birthright, and nobody ever sells one.
Nobody earns Saturdays, though. Saturdays get issued at the hospital, usually by a grandfather, and nobody asks first. Sleeping skull, helmet on, black cotton. They'll grow into the anger.
Built for the smallest member of the section.
The rookies are settling in.
Grandpa's prerogative
Bought two before his parents could weigh in. That's my job now. One stays at our house for Saturdays.
Survived the fourth quarter
Blowout in the fourth, the diaper kind. Washed it, held up fine. He's worn it every Saturday since.
Actual weight to it
Not the tissue-paper stuff. Real cotton, and the snaps don't fight back at 2am. She scowls like the poster too.
Nobody gets through a season on one.
My Daddy Says We're Back Onesie
$17
$22For the kid whose dad won't stop saying it.See it
WE R BACK License Plate Onesie
$17
$22The license plate, scaled for future season-ticket holders.See it
Add either one above and the price drops in the cart.

