Don't Panic, We're Back

Movers carry a yellow goalpost into the Goalpost Movers shop. Burned-in text reads Don't Panic, We're Back. We have no evidence. It doesn't matter.

NEW · DON'T PANIC, WE'RE BACK

Five heavyweight pieces for the annual condition. Made to order by fans, for fans.

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Same expectations. New gear.

Five heavyweight pieces for Nebraska fans who remember exactly how this can go. We believe anyway.

5 products

Back of vintage red Don't Panic Hoodie with large cornfield graphicFront of vintage red Don't Panic Hoodie with corn left-chest graphic
Back of faded bone Don't Panic Long Sleeve with large cornfield graphicFront of faded bone Don't Panic Long Sleeve with corn left-chest graphic
Back of faded bone Goalpost Movers Tee with tow truck and goalpost graphicFront of faded bone Goalpost Movers Tee with small chest graphic
Sale price$40.00
Back of faded ecru Trophy Tee with five-trophy graphicFront of faded ecru Trophy Tee with red trophy chest graphic
Sale price$40.00
Back of natural Trophy Hoodie with five-trophy graphicTrophy Hoodie
Sale price$65.00
Back of the vintage red Don't Panic Hoodie hanging against a red wall.
Front of the vintage red Don't Panic Hoodie with the small corn chest graphic.

Don't Panic Hoodie

Ready anyway.

We remember exactly how this can go. We believe anyway. The Don’t Panic Hoodie is a heavyweight reminder for the annual return of completely reasonable expectations.

Vintage red. Heavyweight. Built for cold kickoffs and warmer delusion.

  • Vintage Red
  • 14 oz brushed fleece
  • Oversized
  • S–3XL
Fan wearing the Don't Panic long sleeve beside a Days Since Panic sign in a stadium tunnel.
Front of the faded bone Don't Panic Long Sleeve with the small corn chest graphic.

Don't Panic Long Sleeve

We’re going anyway.

One minute we’re calling the season over. The next we’re finding our seats. Don’t Panic, We’re Back is the reminder we wear while ignoring it.

Faded bone. Heavyweight cotton. Built for cool nights, early kickoffs, and annual overreaction.

  • Faded Bone
  • 7.1 oz carded cotton
  • Relaxed / boxy
  • S–3XL
A mover wearing the Goalpost Movers tee delivers a yellow goalpost to a family's driveway.
Front of the faded bone Goalpost Movers Tee with the small chest graphic.

Goalpost Movers Tee

Move them again.

Nine wins used to start an argument. We remember. The Goalpost Movers Tee is for the fans whose expectations have never stayed in one place.

Faded bone. Heavyweight cotton. For anyone who remembers when nine wins started an argument.

  • Faded Bone
  • 7.1 oz carded cotton
  • Front + back hit
  • S–3XL

PAST GLORIES · STILL COUNTING

The old proof still counts if we keep counting it.

Two pieces in this collection are not about this season at all. They are about the five reminders we bring out whenever kickoff gets close and someone asks why the expectations are already unreasonable.

1970

1971 Orange Bowl

This is where the expectations started.

Nebraska beat LSU 17–12 in the Orange Bowl and finished No. 1 in the final AP poll.

1971

1972 Orange Bowl

Apparently once wasn’t enough.

After beating Oklahoma 35–31 in the Game of the Century, Nebraska finished the season with a 38–6 Orange Bowl win over Alabama.

1994

1995 Orange Bowl

The wait finally had an ending.

Two fourth-quarter touchdowns from Cory Schlesinger helped Nebraska beat Miami 24–17, giving Tom Osborne his first national title.

1995

1996 Fiesta Bowl

This is why we’re like this.

Nebraska beat Florida 62–24 in the Fiesta Bowl to complete back-to-back unbeaten national championship seasons.

1997

1998 Orange Bowl

One more for the road.

In Tom Osborne’s final game, Nebraska beat Tennessee 42–17 in the Orange Bowl and won the Coaches national title.

Fan wearing the Trophy Tee measures an empty space beside five championship trophies.
Front of the faded ecru Trophy Tee with the red trophy chest graphic.

Trophy Tee

We left room.

Five trophies on the shelf. One space we keep measuring. The Trophy Tee is for anyone who remembers the old standard and still leaves room for the next one.

Faded ecru. Heavyweight cotton. Past glories, future plans.

  • Faded Ecru
  • 7.1 oz carded cotton
  • Red front hit
  • S–3XL
Fan wearing the natural Trophy Hoodie while seated in stadium bleachers.
Front of the natural Trophy Hoodie on a hanger.

Trophy Hoodie

Same seats. Same expectations.

The temperature drops. The expectations don’t. The Trophy Hoodie adds a heavyweight layer to a conversation we’ve been having for years.

Natural fleece. Heavyweight. Built for cold kickoffs and five-title conversations.

  • Natural
  • 14 oz brushed fleece
  • Oversized
  • S–3XL